More vidz to hopefully entertain you
Beware of teh NINJA CAT...it teleports! This demon cat will kill you before u even see it.Hehe...cool cat.Now...how the magic trick is done by NINJA CAT!!!
Cats can be magicians to yanoe?
Oh yah...this is also for Syah,since I wanted to show him that girls play soccer more rough then guys.Pity the white shirt players...they were getting bashed.
hehe.
Oh no!!Im sick.I never felt so weak.Standing from my chair feels like impossible.My knees feel like breaking with every step.Yet I'm still here typing instead of sleeping.Brilliannttt...
Alamak...sorry lah if you come by here and didnt see anything new and you found out you wasted like 5 secs of your life again here.I was busy...
playing Combat Arms...holidays are long.So i have to pick up something to do right?
So I played Combat Arms...for like..throughout the day.Sometimes play with farhan z...
So hows life?
Anyways,I watched this 2hour(!!) documentary the other day.Can't believe I didnt fall asleep...cos its very captivating!
It explains about body language and how its a bigger part of our human communication than talking.
It finally came to me when they showed different examples.Like when 2 presidents meet...the way they walk...the way they talk...all means something.Now when I look at people...I kinda know what type of person they are.
If they are nervous or shy,heads down or the self-touch gesture,which is done to comfort oneself.
You may not notice it,but your body doesn't lie.
Ook,if you guys didnt fall asleep reading that...congratulations!
0.o
Anyways,sorry syah mub haziq syam for not going wif u all to expo to look around some football stuff.
Cos my mom dont let me go out so often.Cos I dont have a SINGLE CENT RIGHT NOW....cos I dont nid any soccer stuff.
Here they are,the JABBAWOCKEEZ!
Note: Teh vidz iz of hi kualeeti.It might take sum time to load.
LOL...HILARIOUS parody.If you knw David Blaine and his style of magic,then this would be funny to you.hehe.
"Ahh.Stop putting SHIT ON US,David Blaine!!!!!"
you'll find a way
Youll Find A Way (Switch and Sinden Remix) (Album) - Santogold
If im not wrong...this was da song da dancers used during one of da school performances...national day or smth or teachers day...nice song...found this on maliah's blog...thx!
Anyways...dont hav much time....really...my bro coming home soon.
He's birthday was few days ago
Happy BDAY!!!!!!!!!!!21 year sehhhh!
HAppy birthday SALINA!!!
oh hai.i had a memorable day...instead of going to boring old gym...went to play soccer wif mubarak,syah,syamirul at pasir ris primary field....den dere got a lot ppl..so we moved to casuarina pri field...there was...erm...empty!
den...after a while some ppl come...so we had a 9 vs 9 match...quite fun...since its played for fun...its us wif some 40 plus men against some mat-ish guys.we won...wif mubarak scoring da first goal and another guy scoring another...Dont underestimate them...i did n was i paiseh!
don let the round fat bellies fool you...they practiacally...literally 0wn3d those mat-ish guys...like seriously...dey were losing like shit...these old guys are very experienced...and to make thigs intresting...da first team to score da first goal in the match....the opposite team hav to play without their shirts...mubarak scored da first goal!!!
cheyyy...im like a noob playing soccer on field...so nt used to it...but syah and mub showed their mad skillzs on the field by playing magnificently...harhar.
win or lose...just enjoy the game lah eh?
oh and i miss sitting wif DARRYL NADIA JAMIE sia...miss going to changi gym...harhar.
b4 i leave....watch this amazing dance from Jabbawockeez!
kthxbai.=D
On my own...
No no no don't you tell me what to do...
cos im going on my own...
harhar.
Yeayea swimming carnival was awesummmm
Didnt expect to hav fun...butt starting already fun.Before that had lunch at KFC with mubarak,raj and cheang kit.been awhile since ate heavily fried food(^^).
Sitting at Competitor Side of the stands were great...cos 3/3 and 3/4 no competitors...we had a lot...and i mean a lot...of space!...so we were free to change place and sit wherever we like.
Err...changed to and old swimming costume and watched our class compete in the first event...we were first!!!(from the back)...hah..nevermind...hehe...nobody fault...jus for fun go swim mah.Then after that,our turn to play water polo.Didnt expect to b using a beach ball(-_-)...those things are slippery!lucky i didnt drop it da first time...
Won 2-1!yeayea..,Credits rlly goes to the rest of teh team.Justus surprised me by getting pass all the opponents and scoring one for the team =O
So we won a solid heavy gold-painted medal...but rlly,the best part of the day was representing 3/5 and winning smth,free food drinks,and sitting with my classmates like Cheang Kit,Darryl,Nadia and Jaga.Heh,get to joke a lot wif them.If only Farhan Z would "compete"...so he would aso wud sit at our side of the stand.
Ending the day by splitting at Tampines Interchange...
Happy Bday SYAH!Your 15 nao!
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So in teh newz...This is wad i told jaga,nadia and syah just now.
There was this girl who was reported to be pregnant...she didnt have sex.the cause:swimming in a hotel swimming pool.
Harhar.Some guy probably masturbated in the pool and in syah's words..."he got some strong sperm"...and thus the totally innocent girl in swam in the same pool got pregnant.Weird news...
Here's the actual news report if u wanna noe more...
" The mother of a 13-year-old girl is suing a hotel after she said her daughter contracted a strange affliction from the swimming pool waters: a fetus.
The mother is requesting compensation from the owners of the Egyptian hotel for her daughter’s unexpected pregnancy on the grounds that there was stray sperm in the untreated pool water.
“The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case,” says one travel industry source.
Via Ananova.
Such mothers are doubtless the cause of many a virgin birth…"
One more day till school "ends"....yay(?)
-29/10/09
You tie my hands,what am I gonna be?
The song with a very very deep meaning...
Today was an ok day,not the best,but i had better days.
Non-stop coughing that doesnt go away...soo sick...pulsing headache...exhaustion...literally slammed my knee into a wall wen I was running for the ball at full speed.Wow...wad unbelievable luck today.
But can't complain.I got a loving family,a house to live,food to eat,water to drink...im healthy(somewhat yea).I'm thankful for."Most human beings have the infinite ability to take things for granted"...
Hope tmr will be fun...at least better den today.I'm so shy that i hav to play in the water polo thing...shit!
Haizz..anyways...was watching Oprah the other day...(-_-)...learnt a lot of things.So informative yanoe?
Like this guy developed Man Boobs...after studies and research,found out that the man boobs was the result of him drinking up to a litre or more of SOYA BEAN MILK a DAY.So...want big boobs?Drink SOYA A LOT!
o.0
Also...this doctor guested on Oprah and was informing the men in the audience that for every how many pounds of body fat they lose(I forgot exactly how many pounds),they gain an inch of penis length...err...
SO NOW YOU KNOW!
harharhar.KK...a good thing this week was playing Counter Strike during English period on Tuesday or monday...forgot which day.IM going OLD!...
EH...scroll down and watch the guy(?) singing boom boom pow...lawlllllawlllllawlllawllllawllllawllllawlllawll.
I don't care air air air air air....
yeayea i dont carea air air air air air!Isint this song awesome?and i dont understand most of the song!i jus knw that the girls dont care abt something...thats all.
Haizz.Dun ask me where I started to listen to this kind of songs...cos im gonna tell u.I watch 1 mtv show till it finish...den this video came up...i was too lazy to change channel...so i was like..."omg...another asian pop video..oh noes!"...
But a min later...i involuntarily kept singing "i dont care air air air air air" with da finger thing that da girls do...And the rest is history.
0.o
My holidays were boring.Nothing intresting.Just a lot of planning of my future...I typed it all down.Just hav to carry it out and hope for the best...but expect the worst.
Oook.My holidays were just playing PS2,PSP,TV and going to the gym...boring huh?
And I didnt finish my elearning...ohhhhh im so gonna get my ass kicked by miss chua n mrs tan.Didnt do SS and maths...err...i seriously coudnt open up some lessons and stuff.Need a new computer man.
My body still ache a lot...every muscle in my body...since going to the gym.Sedihhh.Somemore Man Utd just lost to Liverpool...sedihh.....2-0...tapi sedih...Vidic kene red carded...sedihhh...tapi tkpe...at least Man Utd didnt lose 4 games...unlike SOME team around here.
SEDIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I are heartbrokennn nao...
T-T
22/10/09
Yay its the weekend.I too lazy to type so much(again)...so briefly lah kan.this morning i was somewhat relieved...i passed all subjects except maths...got 1 A...alhamdulilah !
but my L1R5 is like...wth?
so high...can go where?(high is not good)
then thruout da day alot free periods...mostly talking crap and sleeping thruout mockingbird...hah.found out Scout IS A GIRL?!?!
I was like
...
den i went back to sleep///ahhhh...wad good sleep it was...nothing like good sleep right?
After sch walked slowly with haziq they all go loyang point...blablabla...
den play soccer after that...play only on special occasion cos not many people cn play like all the time...we hav a thing called life mah...so nt everyday must play soccer one wad.hahaha..ha.
den Azree's mom walked past...we all salam her den after that she left.15min later,she came back with bags from shengshiong.
She BOUGHT for US bottled drinks and some snacks...how nice!thx alot btw...didnt get to say thx to her.
Juz now had special guest appearance starring Nazir and Farhan Y.Then dont often play with us...so special guest ah gitu.
then had one of the biggest match.Those who supported Arsenal(syah,farhan y,azree,nazir) one team...against those who supported Man Utd(me,mub,haziq,syamirul)...a somewhat competitive match ah...a lot pushing and rough playing but thats competition...and obviously...Man Utd(me,mub,haziq,syam) won.haha.but juz by 1 goal.Anyways,its just a friendly rivalry match.Then while resting...me n nazir we're juz standing ard wen we spotted a police car in da distance...i tot it was going to turn towards us...but it went into da multi purpose carpark instead.
but we did not take any chance.we left shortly after that.we were still in uniform n has already been caught....
i went home limping...cos in da match,i dribbled the ball like crazy till i clumsily tripped on the drain n fell n roll on the ground.10 min after that notice the long cut on my leg.but who cares,you knw?juz small thing...i've had worse.
den while waiting at da bustop for going home...saw jolin as she drop off a bus.den she sat beside me den talk awhile till my bus came...aiyo,after exam stillllll got tuition...and ur like 2hr early for ur tuition!haha...i was like
...
haha.been awhile since get to chat with her...haha.since im a busy man and all...no time ah...cheyyyy.mcm phm.
eh watch this...
its this guy(???????????????????) singing black eyed peas song "boom boom pow"
wen i first watched...i was like
...err...his doing the "other" version of the song...
wen i watch the first few seconds...i already knew hw he might sound like...den i heard him sing...and i was like soooo wrong...he was beyond words...juz watch...
anyways,enjoy ur weekend...hope everyone get promoted...hate to see our sec 3 having stay back with this yr sec 2...that wud suck...alot.
...I'm sooooooooooooo gonna hack the quiz tomorrow...Freeze the timer so i cn taake my time!
Muahahaha...nah im joking...
but im serious...
haha...no lah...of course i wudnt do that...
but no rlly,im serious.